Ten reasons to visit Paraguay


Dear Reader,
 
Did I post this parody of why you should come to visit Paraguay?  I honestly don’t remember.  If I didn’t, here it is…the top ten reasons why you should visit Paraguay:
 

10. Pretend you’re a gaucho at a cattle ranch in the Chaco
 
9.   Learn some Guarani phrases and have no idea what you’re saying
 
8.   Share some terere with your 10 newest Paraguayan friends
 
7.   Look for old Stroessner memorabilia
 
6.   Speak Plattdeutsch and eat schnitzel in a Mennonite Colony
 
5.   Look for “Tigres” that look like jaguars
 
4.   Play “spot the knock-off” in Ciudad del Este
3.   Fish for piranhas in the Rio Paraguay
 
2.   Locate the Taiwanese Embassy in Asunción
1.   Hunt for former Nazi officers on the lam
About these ads
Leave a comment

1 Comment

  1. Benedicta

     /  October 5, 2007

    I\’ve never been to Paraguay,but just in case I visit I\’ll try to remember these 10 points…thanx

    Reply

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: